Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
