One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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