I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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