you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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