Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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