someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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