Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Even my vagina gasped.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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