No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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