Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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