I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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