five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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