he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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