i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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