mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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