i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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