my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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