I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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