i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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