white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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