Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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