All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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