She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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