I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
