I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Two words: nipple clamps
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