Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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