Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
