i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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