I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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