We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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