...so i touched it.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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