Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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