Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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