yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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