He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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