marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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