I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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