after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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