I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
it's like iHOP with fire
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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