Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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