Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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