sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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