so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
