This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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