she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
