Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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