Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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