I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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