i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
