So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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