She's JV to your varsity
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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