That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Everclear isn't food dammit
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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