im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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