You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Green mimosas i think yes
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
try to milk me bitch
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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