I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Randomize
