Your mouth is God's brothel.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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