Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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