I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think i got beer on your cat.
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