dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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